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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Yellow Fever Valentine

Since today is Valentine’s Day, I thought it would be nice to share something that is love and romance related. Some of you may say “hey, Valentine’s Day is a made up holiday, it is fake…”

I know that.

After all, we are living in a civilized world (or at least most of us do); we have to respect everyone’s believes and believe-nots, even when some of them don’t think Prophet Mohammad wearing a bomb turban with lit fuse is funny.

On other hand, I am sure there are many people would be offended while watching physical disabled Kung Fu masters battle to the death (one of them has nubs for arms!).

Alright, the video I am about to share with you all comes from fellow Chinkie Philip Wang from UCSD called “Yellow Fever”.

It starts with Philip feeling sexually frustrated when all the Asian sistas are being snatched up by White dudes. Personally I think it is absurd to think “me Chinese boy, you Chinese girl, you be my wife.”

The reason we are in the States are:

1. higher education,
2. sample the large variety of ladies and gentlemen,
3. steal nuclear secrets (zing! The last one was a joke, or is it?)

Thursday, February 9, 2006

Running Scared For Nothing

I personally absolutely hate websites that require registrations. When I saw on Boingboing.net’s news about New Line Cinema requires web users to submit their drivers’ license or state identification information in order to access certain parts of their website, I was pissed.

New Line Cinema claims that parts of their site contain materials that are not suitable for underage viewers, that is why they require all web visitors to hand over their true identities.

“To ensure verification, please provide information as it is listed on your current Drivers License or State issued ID. By clicking on the "submit" button, I agree that I am at least 17 years of age, I authorize you to confirm my age by checking the accuracy of the information I have submitted against the government-issued identification, and I agree to the Terms of Use governing this website.”

And if you value your privacy, and enter phony info, here's what you'll see:

“SORRY | We are unable to process your information at this time. | Please double check to make sure your name and zip code are entered exactly as they appear on your current Driver's License or state-issued ID."

I quickly searched online newspapers for obituaries, and within seconds I got a recently deceased person’s information, including the full name, date of birth, and zip code.

I have then created this fake account to access the site:

username: deloresschamma@iamdead.com
password: word4sux

After examining the page's source code, the "highly guarded exclusive for mature eyes only" trailer is here (no registration required):

http://progressive.stream.aol.com/newline/gl/newline/V/RS/RngScrd_Open_235_700_dl.mov

and their X-rated promotional web game is here (no registration required):

http://www.runningscaredthemovie.com/mature1/index.php

New Line Cinema, who the f*ck do you think you are fooling with?

Ps. New Line Cinema is the same studio made “Alpha Dog”, where Justin Timberlake plays a hardcore street criminal with Chinese character tattoo that says “Ice Skating”.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

MSG Idol

www.notoriousmsg.com

My favorite parody band, Notorious MSG, had a spoof contest similar to Fox's American Idol called MSG Idol.

"Hundreds tried out, but only one would survive.

This is the story of the seven finalists of the MSG Idol Challenge- ordinary people with extraordinary dreams. For the winner- a guest spot on the upcoming Notorious MSG album. The losers- tossed aside like yesterday's chow mein.

Witness the joy and agony as these competitors bring their skils to the plate in front of Hong Kong Fever, D-Lo, and Funky B! Only the strongest will survive!"

Episode I - Sex it up with Ripper Lam

Episode II - Peter Shen "Unplugged"

Episode III - Who will cry for Eustace Park?

Episode IV - Get your freak on with Hyung Jin Kim

Episode V - Angus Wong: Unleash the Beast

Episode VI - The World of Bobby Chong

The Final Chapter- Lil' Kim Chee

Update: Notorious MSG's interview with Shade45 on Sirius satelite radio earlier 2005.

Monday, February 6, 2006

Bollywood Remakes Fight Club

That is correct, ladies and gentlemen, Bollywood is remaking Fight Club. Apparently the 1999 original version did not have enough muscial scenes for the Indian audiance's taste.

For your viewing pleasure (wmv format):

Trailer 1 - "Rule #1. You break it, you buy it."

Trailer 2 - "Rule #2. Thank you, come again."

Muscial scene 1 - Rain stage in a crowded club where memebers of the fight club dance around a stripper pole, what is that all about?

Muscial scene 2 - Man and woman dance (or dry humping) to the music on the beach, then camera cuts to Fight Club poster.

Musical scene 3 - Esteban clones dance behind the female lead, and she sings "you gotta go fight them".

Muscial scene 4 - With the background looks like came straight out of "The Sound of Music", a young couple shares a song on top of a mountain and log stacks?!

Related: The original Fight Club's trailer remade to look like a romantic comedy.

Sunday, February 5, 2006

Decapitated Buddha Head

(Objects, Biltmore Fashion Park, Phoenix, Arizona)

I saw this decapitated Buddha statue head been used as a doorstop at Objects today. Objects should be thankful that Buddists are not as touchy as the Muslims, otherwise the store will be gone within hours, perhaps minutes.

I have always thought it is ironic that the most radical Islamic militant group, Hamas, would have "ham" in its name. Can't these genius have picked a better name?! Geez, how about "Al Suicide Bombers R Us" or "ASBRU". It would be pronounced as "ass-brew", which symbolizes where all their great ideas came from, brewed straight out of their asses.

If a pyramid-scheme for selling household items can't even support itself, why would these idiots believe in 72 virgin women will be promised for them in heaven?

http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/010009.php

If male suicide bombers will receive virgin women, then will the female suicide bombers receive virgin men?

Brokeback Hour

With all the Brokeback Mountain parodies out there, I felt that minorities are lacking air time. That is why I have created "Brokeback Hour" by mashing clips of “Rush Hour” starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker with Gustavo Santaolalla’s song, “The Wings”.