Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Randy Jackson Pimping Oreo Cookies

I am amazed at the marketing geniuses (or should that be “genii”) came up with the latest Oreo cookies commercial. Of all people, they have picked Randy Jackson to be the face associated with Oreo cookies. I may have read too much into the commercial than its 30 seconds worth, but associating Oreo cookie with a Black person may not be the best idea.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2335246234460231917

With the millions of dollars wasted by market researchers, they could have easily done a search in Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia to see the taboo associated with Oreo cookies and Blacks.

In American slang, “Oreo” is a pejorative term used to describe a black person tries to be accepted as White majority by neglecting his roots. It is often used by lower-class blacks against professional and educated blacks, often those who work for whites or who work in industries that they feel exploit African-Americans.

I can’t wait for the day when Lisa Ling starts to sell bananas.

Monday, July 3, 2006

CNN's Nancy Grace as a Fortune Teller

Nancy Grace as a fortune teller

I saw this fortune teller woman at Balboa Park on last Sunday Afternoon.

The odd thing to me were not the freakish hat, nor the fake feather wings she is wearing, but her exordinary resemblence to CNN's news anchor Nancy Grace.

Similar to when you masterbate and God is killing off innocent kittens, don't forget that every time a child has gone missing or gets abducted, an angel breaks its wing.

Nancy Grace as a fortune teller

Hello Moto

Hello Moto

I was at San Diego's Museum of Man last weekend for their exhibit about body art.

I thought Eddie Castro's tattoo was interesting, especially the yellow circular piece of two red conjoined "V". I am sure it symbolizes something significant to him, but to me it looked like Motorola's logo.

I wonder if Eddie is tired of the "Hello Moto" jokes...

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The Intel Song

From the industry grapevine (thanks Stefan), I was forwarded with this song titled “Intel Care”.


"Intel Care" 1.10 MB mp3, mirror

Apparently this song is used in Intel’s internal training in China, as well as to boost employees’ morale during daily morning exercises.

Our operation is satisfaction,
We are sure perfection,
Quality we fair achievement we share,
For the staff Intel cares…

Intel, Intel,
The leading company,
Intel, Intel,
We work in harmony…

We are proud to say we lead all the way,
Technology today…
With a better show to the front we go,
Just watch us as we grow.

Intel, Intel,
The place for you to be,
Intel, Intel,
The happy family…


For some unknown reason, I was visualizing Barney singing this while strapped with an AK47, and at the end of the song, he lets out a loud .

* The illustration shown above is an old Chinese propaganda poster. I added the blue Intel logo as satire.

Related: Intel in Your Community - China

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Apple iPad


videos: Metacafe and YouTube

“Don’t worry, each iPad comes pre-installed with vaginal firewall protection.”


Related: China's Apple Sweatshop Workers and Inside China's "iPod City".

Friday, June 23, 2006

Gone Connie Chung

Video clip of Connie Chung’s “singing” during the final episode of Maury and Connie has been making rounds on various websites as well as on several television shows.


video: gawker.com, onegoodmove.org, and thatvideosite.com

How do I feel about Connie Chung?

First of all, I am all for Chinese people get more exposure in American media. Having said that, I consider Connie Chung as an embarrassment.

I often think of her as the equivalent of an ass zit. It is uncomfortable until it has been popped, even with that, the puss is smeared everywhere and contaminating everything it touches.

As a journalist, she is absolutely terrible. Many stories and interviews she has done during her career were just plain fluff. I would have compared her to journalism as fluffers to the porno business, but I felt that was disrespectful to the fluffers.

Who could ever forget her tricking Newt Gingrich’s mother to confess about what her son thought about Hillary Clinton? She told Kathleen Gingrich to “just whisper it in my ear” and “it would be off the record”, and then later aired the so-called “off record” portion of the interview.

Later she would face more flack from the public when she asked an Oklahoma City official, “Can you people in Oklahoma handle something this big and disastrous?” on the wake of 1995 bombing.

In her June 17th performance, while wearing a white dress and lounging on top of a piano (why was the pianist there, especially when he did not play a single note?), she sang:
“Thanks for the memories,
we came to do a show,
with very little dough.
By little, I mean I can make more
working on the skid row…”
Who are you kidding, Connie Chung? And I want my refund.

Hater Jesus by Everclear

I am really digging this new humorous music video called “Hater” featuring an “alternative” version of Jesus Christ.

The band Everclear has dedicated it to "Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and all others who hate in the name of Jesus."


video: ifilm

The video was shot in Portland, Oregon, where I recognized two main landmarks.

One is Hung Far Low, a historical Chinese restaurant in Portland’s old Chinatown.



The other one is Magic Garden.

Many people have confused Magic Garden as a Chinese restaurant, since it is located near Chinatown and there is a Chinese Garden not far from there.

Magic Garden is actually a really neat bar with female strippers.

Unlike the stereotypical stripper clubs, where patrons are pestered with private dances and minimum amount of drinks, Magic Garden is more of a bar than a stripper club. The naked ladies in the background are just there as a bonus.

Although in this video, Jesus still had his crown of thorns, stigmata, wooden cross, turning water into wine, I find some of his new qualities very refreshing.