Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Pretentious Douche Bag with Apple iMac G5 at a Coffee Shop
I am sure there are many good reasons for you to drag your newly purchased 25 lbs with 20” display Apple iMac G5 to a coffee shop.
1. Poor vision; must need large display (rumor says too much masturbation would cause eye sight deterioration).
2. Cheap; don’t want to spend extra monthly fee for a broadband connection at home.
3. Broke; iMac G5 is price tagged at $1,799.
You are just a pretentious douche bag with a greasy rat-tail front-to-back comb-over. Perhaps you think if you would flash your new toy at a coffee shop you would make new friends.
Wrong, you lonely miserable fuck.
No one was impressed by your new toy. Most of them think you are an inconsiderate selfish slime bag that takes up valuable table space.