Monday, April 2, 2007
Mr. Farty Pants
I was doing some reading at my local bookstore and this guy decides to sneak one off.
It was quiet enough that no one noticed it except me, sitting about six feet away.
About fifteen seconds after he farted, he looked around to see if anyone has noticed it, that is when our eyes met.
He quickly turned away and sunk down like a turtle hiding in its shell.