Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Kevin Federline and Popozao


http://youtube.com/v/CRGoo_k03Tw

Following Numa Numa and Star Wars Kid’s footsteps, Britney Spears’ personal douche assistant, Kevin Federline, has became the latest webtard with a video featuring him jamming with “Popozao”.

Federline claims that “popozao” is a “Brazilian ass shaker” in the video.

However in Mandarin Chinese, “po po” (婆婆) means “old lady” or “mother-in-law”, and “zao” () means “in a mess”.

Update 1: James Lipton recites "Popozao" on Conan O'Brien's show.

Update 2: Popozao remixed with Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

Update 3: I have remixed K-Fed's "popozao" with "numa numa".

Update 4: G4TV's "popozao" spoof called "Cottage Cheese Thighs".

20 comments:

  1. It's hard not to dislike Federlame when he's making bedroom faces throughout the clip.

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  2. OH, MY GOD...
    ok, let's start from the beginning...
    i'm brazilian and I usually come to this site to see interesting stuff... but then I happen to see a silly video from a pseudo-artist playing the biggest crap we have in our country... this shit is called funk in here and it's almost always associated to slum people in rio de janeiro. The fed of this "music" has stopped some time ago and now a stupid gets it and spread all over the world... tip: when you hear it, close your ears. it's better for your health...
    p.s.: popozão is a synonym for big ass

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  3. I love Kevin Federline. For me, he represents all the worst qualities of a human being, and it's absolutely fascinating to watch him roll around in his own filth.

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  4. At least there's one person who likes that song, himself.

    I have to say that based on all I've heard and read about this dude (and that's not too much considering where I'm from), his face is the one in dictionary next to words like: ignorant, loser, talentless and clueless. His only achievement is marrying Britney, but I bet she comes to her senses and gets rid of that lame ass idiot.

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  5. Xin nian kuai le. Your acute observations chronicled in this blog are especially entertaining. Thanks for them.

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  6. &#9658 Kevin Federline is a new, more insidious form of terrorism inflicted upon peace-loving citizens of the world. He must be destroyed and converted to cheap dog food. - Cowicide iamtv.tv

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  7. I am sooo disappointed with Brintey... I cannot believe she is on the same level as this Kevin...

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  8. are you kidding? Britney is the biggest idiot, they belong in the same category.

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  9. Like you I think this is so funny that I've committed way too much time to poking fun at that poor guy. Spread the fire!!! http://www.thatsfire.com/

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  10. On behalf of Fresno, I would like to apologize to the world for the fact that we let this scourge loose upon the earth. We made every effort possible to contain him, but clearly, the "popozao" was just too much for our fair city to handle.

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  11. Fábio Emilio CostaJanuary 31, 2006 at 7:27 AM

    "Popozão" in Portuguese is "big cool ass". Used normally with sexual context.

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  12. You have thrilled me today in ways I can't even begin to share. Well, okay, I can. You made me laugh out loud so hard I snorted. Repeatedly.

    It's already been a bad week so I have much to thank you for.

    *KSNORT*

    Thank you.

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  13. Well, I used to like Brtney in spite of her hillbilly upbrining but once she married that piece of trash I lost intrest. You can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

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  14. Maaaaaan... What the guy's doing? Some kind of turkey-neck dance? Ouch! This remix of a lame funk have the doubtfull merit of being even worse than the original, what with all the "samba" samples added to the miami bass bases just to make it "feel" more brazilian? Someone fills me if it's Federlame singin', but the pieces supposed to be in portuguese are in a weird mixed version of what should be portuguese with spanish and in the overall it achieves a "salsa" beating. It's so incredibly wrong to anyone born in Brazil, with SO many mistakes stitched together in a very bad manner, that I couldn't force myself to hear all of it.

    And here was I thinking that seeing french girls making an erotic version of a very old and innocent carnival march, "Mamãe eu quero", was the lammest thing I heard...

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  15. Tian, I love the remix. Some of his flaky hand movements are off, but the head bobbing is right on!

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  16. I just wanna thank everyone on this blog for your comments. You guys really give a great description of this idiot. I swear to god. If they play this shit in club, I will go into a rage and shoot the whole fukkin club up. It will be worth going to prison for.

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  17. I SO want to call K-Fed an absolute idiot, trailer dweller


    BUT the man got Britney Spears to marry him, with an invalid pre-nup, so how stupid can he really be????

    isnt she worth about 200 million????


    So, he is a ridiculousmusical talent, a real sleaze, but i aint gonna call him dumb

    Dayna

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  18. The most ridiculous music i've ever heard THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL MUSIC LEAVE THE SINGING TO YOUR WIFE AND GET A LIFE OR BETTER YET FIND SOMEONE ELSSE TO MOOCH OFF OF

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  19. This guy is a joke. When is Miss. Britney gonna wake up!!! She needs to date that Sundahl guy again. She was never happier.

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