Tuesday, May 3, 2005

Arizona Man Steals Bush's Identity


Above: Bush examines his credit-card statements.

WASHINGTON, DC—Confusion and disbelief reigned at the White House after President Bush announced Monday that an Arizona man, known to authorities only as H4xX0r1337, stole his identity and used it to buy electronic goods, veto a bill, and meet with Mexican President Vicente Fox. (more)
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 5, 2005 at 7:50 AM

    this has to be fake. There is no way that they would make an official statement about this.

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  2. AnonymousMay 5, 2005 at 8:29 AM

    Duh, it is fake… haven't you ever read the Onion?

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  3. tianMay 5, 2005 at 10:36 AM

    To the first Anonymous's comment,

    Did you know the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

    Go look it up.

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  4. NoahNovember 3, 2005 at 9:47 AM

    LOL! HaxxorLeet. What a name.
    haha!

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