Tuesday, May 3, 2005
Arizona Man Steals Bush's Identity
Above: Bush examines his credit-card statements.
WASHINGTON, DC—Confusion and disbelief reigned at the White House after President Bush announced Monday that an Arizona man, known to authorities only as H4xX0r1337, stole his identity and used it to buy electronic goods, veto a bill, and meet with Mexican President Vicente Fox. (more)