The Notorious MSG Story - Hot In The Kitchen

The original Chinatown bad boys, Notorious MSG, has a documentry track on their CD called "Hot In The Kitchen":

"We got to keep it real. Coming from the streets of Chinatown, we got to represent. Yes, we got represent our ghetto, our part of the 'hood. You hear about the Oaktown, you hear about the Bronx, your hear about the Bucktown, the OC... We are here to show you the Eastside of Chinatown, bitch. Welcome to the jungle, muthersucker..."

hotinthekitchen.avi (21 MB Divx avi)

Chinese Military Train Soldiers To Be Gaming Geeks

During a military news segment of Chinese Central Television's broadcast, it showed soldiers of Chinese army are been trained to be gaming geeks by playing bootlegged copies of Counter Strike, a popular first-person shooting video game.

Instructor Wang Qiang quoted saying: "Our priority is not about battling Muslim terrorists, but to kick some teenager punks' asses. We are tired of getting our asses handed to us by some zit-faced kid living in Des Moines, Iowa."






Update: TechTV has featured this story in their Screen Saver show.

Conan O'Brien Laughed at Gates during CES 2005

At CES 2005, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates ran into more than his share of problems. Here's a clip of him on Conan O'Brien's show, which underscores the theory that if something can go wrong, it will.

Kikkoman Dork

Randall emailed me this dork above... Kikkoman (aka. Soy Sauce Warrior) has an website. Be sure to watch the video.



Kikkoman is originally a Japanese brand of soy sauce.

Bitchy Taiwanese Hooker

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Andras forwarded me this picture from MacNN forum.



It is obvious that this woman is quite upset about her husband running away with this "Bitchy Taiwanese Hooker" named "Teresa Chou Liang". Although having the sign(s) in bilingual is very clever, but I am disappointed that she did not provide "Bitchy Taiwanese Hooker"'s phone number.



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