Booty Boys feat. Conan O'Brien

The Booty Boys have created two new tracks featuring NBC's Late Night Show host Conan O'Brien. The songs are titled "Call Me C" and "Go To Hell When I Die".





"Call Me C" (1.4 MB mp3)



Lyrics:



It's the Booty Boys bringing it with Conan O'Brien

Droppin' the beat with the heat and it's like he's not even tryin'

Coneezy O'Breezy the humeezy beat beezy

Call me S, Call me B, Call me C fo sheezy

He brings the beat box that will boggle your head

And it could even bring Abe Vigoda back from the dead

So Big C lay it down and get your groove on

Cause your beat is so dope "For me to poop on!"



Call me C

Call me Human Beat Box

Call me C

Call me Human Beat Box

Call me C

Call me Human Beat Box

Call me C

I'm the Human Beat Box



With the vocal drum beat you make it sound so sweet

You could fire Max and save $100 a week

Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care

Or put 'em in your underwear like the masturbating bear

He's set to impress all the women he stalks

So holla out your name "I'm the Human Beat Box"

So fathers and mothers and Dr. Joyce Brothers

Booty Boys and Coney Cone just forget all the others



Call me C

Call me Human Beat Box

Call me C

Call me Human Beat Box

Call me C

Call me Human Beat Box

Call me C

I'm the Human Beat Box



"Go To Hell When I Die" (2.5 MB mp3)



Lyrics:



I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die



I can't be saved, it's too late for me

I'm going to H-E Double L when I D-I-E

You could say I'm messed up, but I'm keepin' it real

I'll sleep with your mom for a home cooked meal

Give a guy with no legs a new pair of shoes

And give Ben Affleck a bottle of booze

I Call up Nick Lechey, tell him he's gay

Then ask Jessica to spell Chevrolet



Chorus



I sent Al Roker a box of crullers

With a dozen jelly donuts and a staple remover

I sent Abe Vigoda a cookie basket

With some flowers and a catalogue to pick out a casket

Jacked Michael J. Fox for his time machine

Then I grabbed a couple hookers and Charlie Sheen

And got 'em all to take a trip back in time with me

So we could pee on R. Kelly when he turned 14



Chorus



I pick Kirstie Alley up out of the gutter

Throw her in a ring with Sally Struthers

Cover them with syrup and melted butter

And see how long it takes before they eat each other

I challenge Stephen Hawkings to some one on one

Slam dunk on that bitch like Alan Iverson

Tried to race Andy Dick but he lost control

Ran his motherfucking car into Billy Joel



Chorus



Push an old lady down a flight of stairs

And pull out the rest of Ron Howard's hair

And lock a PETA member in a room full of bears

And hook Gary Coleman up with a job at the fair

Keep an unofficial count of Star Jones' chins

Cast Hillary Swank and Matt Damon as twins

Start a petition that Conan will hate

Get the Tonight Show cancelled in 2008



Chorus